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---------------------Written by HIBBED---------------------
once upon a time in a land far far away
lived a handsome .. strong.. and poetic young man.. Sir Hibbedsalot
he was known around the kingdon for the smoothness of his palms.. and the redish hair on his fingers... (mehndi color:P)
well one day..
sir Hibbedsalot was making his daily route alongside the bridge of Thornsville ! when an ogre appeared from under it!
the ogres name was Hufosy akbore! and had the ugliest face in all of Thornsville ! Legend has it that Hufosy Akbore had been banished by her friends.. to the refuge of the bridge over a dispute of some challengre or a quiz of sorts by the town wise men (science teacher)
Hufosy had also been the victim to many peepers from town.. since he had not Hid his webshaped .. lens.. or camera of sort
anyways.. sir Hibbedsalot.. knew that the ogre had to be slaid:-O
(cue dramatic music )
And then sir Hibbedsalot looked at the ogre.. and the ogre snarled at the hibbedsalot.. every body knew that a duel was about to begin
Hibbedsalot.. went with the first attack.. extracting his hand hair.. to spin a web aroung the ogre.. but his attack was intercepted.. by um.. hair..
...
a moustache of sort..
Hibbedsalot. looked around and knew.. he was staring at the worst moustache based villain. in the history of villains..
Amalethine - The wearer of pink :-O
(dun dun dun...)
they all lived happily ever after :)
The End:P
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The Ogre.. looked at both.. and knew this was nothing that Hibbedsalot could do alone..
Hibbedsalot shouted to the people of the town.. to his aid
but no one came.. no one wanted to be associated with the smelly ogre:-O
This is when.. Hibbedsalot got a plan.
he called apon the awesome powers of the awesome D-U andR trio ( figure that one out ur self) , to his aid.. but the trio did not reply.. since they were the orignal banishers of the ogre:-O the Hibbed had a burden as an ally.. and amalethin- the wearer of pink.. was already opening the knots of her moustache for the second attack
yeah.. so amalething unwinder her moustache.. and and she huffed and puffed... but this time Hibbedsalot was ready
he stood upon a stool (just like in flash back meetings) and aproached the trio again! Except this time.. he mentioned that... the trio should forgive the ogre.. i mean the ogre has had a sad life.. the ogre was just trying to find a place to belong by fulfilling the quiz. He wanted to join the group of the Nutoriously, Evil Red Dragons.. or N-E-R-D for short :)
the tri heard Hibbedsalot plea and didnt listen.. and Amelethine.. gave hibbed a snot-tache whip! covering him with yellow snot!
Hibbedsalot was down. and it was the ogre's turn to move:-O
The ogre... called upon the N E R D squad.. and he was now surrounded by all his friends.. meaning Nottorious Bisma, rascal Rehma (from the trio.. apparently she is the "r" in nerd) Evil Ogru (Hofosy Akbore) and Dangerous Danyal ! (who is the evil clone of the danyal in the TRIO :P)
the NERD squad was now united
they all unleashed their powers on the evil Amalethine
Bisma used the protacted of death! Danyal beat boxed and lulled the evil creature to sleep!
and ofc.. REhma talked and talked and bored the evil monster to death:P
but the Ogre was ready to do her signature move.... (dun dun dun)
so the ogre.. went straight to the monster
liftred his hand.. and did the ultimate move..
The Smush of Mehndi! (k yeah i know cheesy:!) .. and covered the ogre in hair!:P
sir Hibbedsalot came out of his snotsy layer.. and plead to the townspeople to take the ogre back.. and so they did. and they all lived happily ever after .. until the sequel when the DUR TRIO fight the NERD squad:P
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